O ye of little faith (What now, Jenny???)

Well, in light of the colossal squid that was hauled up two days ago, I'd have to say that my fears are absolutely totally justified in that department. You're telling me that taking a dip with a 990-pound squid sounds cool? Get outta here.

I'm sure.

On an infinitely better note, the Plumed Serpent played their first show on the 23rd of all dates (synchronicity at work, as usual) and spread grindcore and anti-Illuminati sentiment to the masses JEAH JEAH JEAH JEAH!


Love,
Ian

NO JOKE, I'M SO SERIOUS

I can honestly say that I'd rather step into the ring with a giant squid than freefall 30,000 feet above Andes Mountains. I mean that with all of my heart.



Love,
Ian

I promised myself back in 7th grade I'd never watch "Titanic" again, but that promise went out the window when Joel said he had never seen it. Snap.

While Titanic is far too simplistic in its depictions of tension between classes, it does feature pretty awesome pwnage via ship destruction. Also, casting Leonardo diCaprio in basically any role whatsoever is a mistake, except for his inclusion in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, since he pretty much didn't have to act for that one.