I promised myself back in 7th grade I'd never watch "Titanic" again, but that promise went out the window when Joel said he had never seen it. Snap.
While Titanic is far too simplistic in its depictions of tension between classes, it does feature pretty awesome pwnage via ship destruction. Also, casting Leonardo diCaprio in basically any role whatsoever is a mistake, except for his inclusion in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, since he pretty much didn't have to act for that one.
posted by Ian @ 4:22 AM
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I never was a fan of Leo DiCrap.
But, I cried when his fat mom died upstairs, and they had to burn down the house because they couldn't get her out.
:'(
His moms was pretty tight, but he was just plain retarded. And obviously Johann Depp kills.*
*Except in Crybaby, because everyone knows that movie freaking blows.
I haven't seen it.
No need. Believe me, it's beyond redemption.
So are you.
BAH HAH
People should read this.
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