A Poor Excuse for a Music Journalist, Indeed

So, uh... I also failed utterly to witness the grandeur that would have been Nachtmystium and 1349 TOGETHER. Your intrepid reviewer certainly is a sorry halfwit indeed. But as soon as that new Lifetime full-length is released, you better believe I'm all over it!

Oh, wait... It's out already?

Oh...

.....

Uh...

Okay, I'll redeem myself somehow. Some way. Believe it.

Love,
Ian