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Greetings!
Did you all know that you can get a medium pepperoni pizza from Little Caesar's for just $5? That's our new plan of attack for lunch break in my studio class nowadays. We send Evil Mitch over to East Wash. and he hooks up about 9 pizzas which somehow all get eaten. Not a bad deal. I still prefer steak quesadillas, though.
Anywho, Walken had a show in Des Plaines, Illinois on Friday night, and we loaded down the 15-passenger van with enough gear for Godspeed You! Black Emperor, but we have about 1/3 or 1/4 as many people, which is the funny part. Zach played his accordion live for the first time to rave reviews, and we projected "It's a Wonderful Life" during the performance. Unfortunately, we didn't get the gas money we were promised, so the donations we received ($4) went right into the gas tank, and we all chipped in about $5, so we wouldn't be stranded 91 miles from home.
The next day, I suffered lascivious wounds at BioLife and bled for a while, but got my game together and made it home on time to be picked up to see "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" with Erin, Jenny, Joe, Brad and Shawn, with resulting hilarity. I don't care what any hipsters may say to the otherwise, it was extremely faithful to the book and was probably one of the funniest movies I've ever seen by far. It basically blew donkeys to rubble.
Afterwards, I went to Hanna's with that crew fora little while, but I had to be on my way to Parker, because I was contractually obligated to see Grease, but alas, the tickets sold out whilst I was in line. Oh, and before anyone tries to turn the tables on me, Kayleigh refused to reserve me a ticket, and I couldn't get a hold of Kevin to help me out on that front either, so blah.
Anyway, I was hardly heartbroken about this state of affairs (though I did fear retribution from Kayleigh) so I asked Jon if he wanted to see... "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Still funny as all get-out 5 hours later.
I discovered that Shawn, Jon and I know every single last line and sound from the "Star Wars Episode III" trailer, including Wookie calls. Moreover, we do all of the lines in character, and I always call out "Jimmie Smits!" when Bail Organa is on-screen for approximately 2 seconds.
We had the last official Cells of this year on Sunday night which was a polyglot mass of joy, contentment, sadness and oddly enough, fear (only in that we were afraid that Eric J. might show up and destroy happiness), but it was also rewarding to look back upon our last year together. Hopefully an officially sanctioned Cells can continue in the Fall, but that sort of depends upon the auspices of the new Salvation Army folks who will be coming soon.
Yesterday, I went to Fond du Lac with Jon so that he could contest his speeding ticket he got on the way to the hXc festival in Appleton 2 weeks back, and because of his stirling record, he'll be paying about $50 less and will now get fewer points off. Oh, and he has 3 months to pay it now. Holla. Furthermore, I think his fly ensemble really helped his case. He kinda looked like a Beach Boy. In a good way.
So now I'm taking today off since my Pro Tools project is done, and it sounds like my dad wants to see... "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy." Go figure.
I'm hardly complaining, though.
XOXOXOXOXO
Ian
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Funny you should mention accordions...I was talking during Jazz Band today about how easy it would be for me to play an accordion, if I had one...Zach was like, "Dude..have you ever held one of those things? They weigh more than you do.." etc, etc. I still think I would be amazing at the accordion, if I could only get my hands on one!
Thanks for supporting us by coming to Grease. That's alright, though..because I was just playing piano in the pit so no one ever acknowledges me. People would see me after the show and be like, "Why are you wearing all black? Were you on crew?" I think I am just going to not show up on Saturday, or pretend I have a fractured wrist, so people realize how much the show lacks without me. OR, I could just give people the wrong pitches...muahaha. But speaking of Saturday, we do have one more show. You have no excuse this time. Reserve yourself a ticket. Or make Kayleigh do it. NOW.
I'm done.
Dearest Ian,
Much love to you.
Tell your dad that Brad said he can rest soundly, the Walken demo is dope. Also, Hitchhiker's Guide totally rocked, forget all the nay-sayers.
But lascivious wounds?
Main Entry: las·civ·i·ous
Pronunciation: l&-'si-vE-&s
Function: adjective
Etymology: Late Latin lasciviosus, from Latin lascivia wantonness, from lascivus wanton -- more at LUST
: LEWD, LUSTFUL
That's a pretty weird word to describe a wound is all I'm saying!
Mindy, the phlebotomist needling me at the time, had just finished an innapropriate comment about my posterior when the fateful poke took place which resulted in lots of blood spewing everywhere in a fantastic fountain of gore, the likes of which BioLife had never (nor shall ever again) witness.
I take that back. There was one time that some guy had been bleeding so much someone slipped in it. That's sick, and my heart goes out to that anonymous (and unfortunate) gentleman.
Basically, "lascivious" was describing the atmosphere and attitude of the arm-poker than the wound itself. Though I felt some of the wantonness transferring to the huge hole in my arm gushing out life fluid.
Okay, how about "dire?" I want something with an old-school, archaic heroic vibe...
VSHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOM, there's my Star Wars: Episode III quote of the day!
Kayleigh: I am not going to reserve just one ticket!
So actually, you refused to reserve a ticket for me, or for Dad.
And Nate didn't go because Melissa was going that night. Not my bad.
..that didn't stop your Dad from coming, did it? I'm gonna have to side with Kayleigh on this one.
Ian said:
"When she's right, she's right. And her? She's always right.
Well, except for the whole deal about the weird buttery crap that comes with the rolls at Texas Roadhouse. That stuff straight up blows. Seriously.
And don't you know that the French are enemies of freedom?*
*That's a sweet name for a band, by the way."
WTF?!
If you don't get that, then clearly you have no appreciation for the finer things in life.
I'm just kidding, of course.
Enemies of Freedom?
That's a badass name, definately, but not one that I would actually want for my band.
THE BUTTERY "CRAP" FROM TEXAS ROADHOUSE DOMINATES.
Enemies of Freedom was my idea. However, then I realized it sounds like a hardcore band. So I changed my mind. But hey, if you want a hardcore band name. . .
Yeah, I almost said it sounded totally "hXc", but then I realized saying that would require the use of that acronym.
Enemies of Freedom? Ian, I thought you and your posse were fanatic Bush supporters..
**Just kidding**
Are you coming Saturday to the show??
My mother: "So what did you kiddos order?"
Melissa: "Chicken"
Kristin: "Pig."
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*Anna reaches up to the front seat(where Melissa innocently plays with the radio stations) and hits Melissa in the arm.*
Melissa: "What IS THIS? Beat up Melissa day??"
Kayleigh: I heard Dad ask you to reserve him one ticket, and you refused. So, I didn't bother, I figured I'd take my chances and just show up for the evening show.
Giuca: I am a Bush supporter. Or was that not facetious in the way I interpreted it?
YOU and ME = watching House of Wax A.S.A.P.
Holla!
"Hey man, I'll get you outta this!"
*scratches his friend's waxy face, and his skin peels off*
"OH MAN, I'M SORRY!"
*continues to peel*
*launches rusty javelin through Paris Hilton's forehead, admires handiwork*
Hey Ian,
You are lame.
Love,
Brad
You are incorrect, sir.
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