Can't you see that I'm growing a mustache?

But does it really make me look like a man?
So, Shawn is now 21 and possesses a lightsaber (though he has not yet attained the rank of Jedi Knight), and also owns a killer bouncy ball which will serve perfectly for 4-square, or any other of the multitude of purposes a bouncy ball does serve.
I'm not being facetious.
There's plenty a bouncy ball can do when you put your mind to it. Think about it. It can be a means of transportation, or a seat, or a missile, a distraction for a cat, a paperweight, a flotation device, a symbol of office (ask any medieval king, they'll tell you the same), a chin rest, a foot rest (more obviously, perhaps), a plug, a shield, a globe, an exercise aid... Think of the infinite possibilities! Now that's using your noodle.
Anywho, Ryan Bushaw bought the Darth Vader voice changer today, which is basically Vader's helmet, and appropriately enough, when you talk into the mic, the voice that comes out is Vader's, but with your words. It even does the heavy breathing! So of course we tried it out at Taco Bell, where the Dark Lord of the Sith ordered a grilled stuffed burrito (if memory serves) and went on record as saying that an employee's powers were "weak." (It also does a few of Vader's lines from the first 3 films, but shockingly did not include "Your lack of faith disturbs me." Weak!)
Everyone should check out the show at the Salvation Army this Friday, as it could prove to be D.B. Cooper's last show before Jon returns from his missionary trip this summer, so if you want some face-ripping grind, you know where to be.
Oh, and by the way... Episode III is 2 days away, people. You thought I had forgotten, didn't you? Prepare for imminent domination!

XOXOXOXOXO
Ian